DARK SCREEN - NOVEMBER 4th, 1968 A darkness where even outlines are not discernible. There is a dim point of light coming from a dot on the HI-FI which is PLAYING the BEACH BOYS: "When we could say good night and still stay together... wouldn't it be niiiice?... we could be married, then we could be happy, wouldn't it be niiiiice?" Through it there has been the SOUND of BANGING, distinct and rhythmic. It GROWS LOUDER as the MUSIC ENDS. There are also WHIMPERING SOUNDS from a woman. FELICIA'S VOICE Oh, no. GEORGE'S VOICE ... what?... FELICIA'S VOICE That headboard. GEORGE'S VOICE Nobody can hear it. It BANGS a couple of more times. FELICIA'S VOICE I can. It makes me nervous. It continues to bang until Felicia screams, over the banging of the headboard. She follows the scream with a few yelps. Silence. Now the SOUND of the PHONE RINGING. FELICIA'S VOICE (CONT'D) (complimentary) Oh my God... Jesus... Jesus Christ... Jesus H. Christ. The PHONE CONTINUES TO RING. FELICIA'S VOICE (CONT'D) (a slightly different tone) You going to answer it? GEORGE'S VOICE (meaning no) Uh-uh. It CONTINUES TO RING. FELICIA'S VOICE (being for her very mischievous) Want me to? GEORGE'S VOICE Let it ring. And it does. It CONTINUES TO RING, killing all other considerations. FELICIA'S VOICE Boy, whoever she is, she doesn't give up. After a moment's fumbling, George finally picks it up. GEORGE'S VOICE Hello... (a little surprised) Ah, hi. The GIRL'S VOICE on the other end of the phone can be HEARD only FITFULLY, when George holds the receiver loosely by his ear. It is TINA. TINA'S VOICE What took you so long? GEORGE'S VOICE Wasn't sure it was you. TINA'S VOICE (muffled) GEORGE'S VOICE I... uh... I... uh... can't. TINA'S VOICE (laughter, sizing it up immediately) All right, who're you with? Jill? GEORGE'S VOICE No. TINA'S VOICE (lively but muffled) GEORGE'S VOICE No. TINA'S VOICE (she's heard Felicia) Awww -- GEORGE'S VOICE I'll call you back. TINA'S VOICE Come on by. GEORGE'S VOICE I'll call you back... TINA'S VOICE (raucous laughter, muffled) GEORGE'S VOICE (to Tina) Okay, okay... He hangs up. Felicia has fished for a cigarette, lit it and coughed. FELICIA'S VOICE You're rude. I mean, you're very rude. GEORGE'S VOICE Hey, I tried to get her off the phone. FELICIA'S VOICE You know what I'm talking about. GEORGE'S VOICE No, baby. Now look, that girl that called -- I have to talk to her, she'll do something. FELICIA'S VOICE Like what? GEORGE'S VOICE I don't know, kill herself. She's O.D.'d four times. This calms Felicia. A pause. FELICIA'S VOICE Well, is she your girlfriend? GEORGE'S VOICE No. FELICIA'S VOICE Are you in love with her? GEORGE'S VOICE Her? FELICIA'S VOICE Are you? GEORGE'S VOICE No. FELICIA'S VOICE Then it's not your problem. GEORGE'S VOICE It isn't? FELICIA'S VOICE No. You know too many sick ladies. GEORGE'S VOICE I guess so. FELICIA'S VOICE How do you expect to get anything done if you allow yourself to get sidetracked? Particularly in your business... you deal with women every day... GEORGE'S VOICE I guess so. FELICIA'S VOICE Don't worry, honey, I'll protect you. GEORGE'S VOICE Okay. FELICIA'S VOICE God, I adore you. She starts to kiss him, the SHEETS are RUSTLING. The PHONE RINGS. FELICIA'S VOICE (CONT'D) Shit. GEORGE'S VOICE Hello. JILL'S VOICE You're home. GEORGE'S VOICE Yeah. JILL'S VOICE I'm coming over. GEORGE'S VOICE I'll call you back. JILL'S VOICE (firm but frightened) No you won't. GEORGE'S VOICE What do you mean? JILL'S VOICE I told you I get 'scared up here, so if you're not coming right now... (muffled) I'm not kidding. GEORGE'S VOICE Okay. JILL'S VOICE (muffled) GEORGE'S VOICE Yeah, yeah -- 'bye. George flips on the light. FELICIA Whoever she is, she doesn't give up, does she? GEORGE No. Bare-assed, George swings out of bed, looking for something. FELICIA What're you looking for? GEORGE My keys. FELICIA I thought you said you weren't going anywhere. GEORGE I'm not. I mean I've gotta see this friend of mine for a few minutes. FELICIA You mean that girl, don't you? George finds his keys and has begun throwing on his clothes, a pair of crumpled levis, and a brightly-colored shirt. He leaves his shorts and socks on the floor. He's obviously in a hurry. GEORGE What girl, she's not a girl, she's just a friend of mine. Felicia gives him a long hard look as he dresses. FELICIA You son of a bitch. George sighs, shrugs, and heads toward the door. FELICIA (CONT'D) Wait, at least wait 'til I'm dressed. I'm going. She starts to get out of bed. FELICIA (CONT'D) Oh, Christ -- do you have any Kleenex? George is a little desperate now. He runs to the bathroom, tosses her the whole box. FELICIA (CONT'D) Thanks a lot. GEORGE (desperate) Listen, baby, don't leave, really. FELICIA Why not? GEORGE I'll be right back, it's just that this girl is a different girl... she has attacks. FELICIA What? GEORGE These attacks... it's got something to do with her... uh... pancreas. George is trying to remember the rest. GEORGE (CONT'D) She's got a... FELICIA (suddenly interested) Does she have a pancreatic ulcer? GEORGE (anxious to go now) Yeah, I think so. FELICIA That's very serious. Who's her doctor? GEORGE I don't know. FELICIA Gee, that's very serious... GEORGE I know. FELICIA Ruth Lesserman had a pancreatic ulcer. GEORGE She did? FELICIA It turned out to be cancer. GEORGE Wow. FELICIA So what are you doing going over there? You're not her doctor. GEORGE I've gotta give her some pills. Percodan, she ran out. Before Felicia can say anymore, George goes to the bathroom and grabs the first pill jar he can find, moves to Felicia and kisses her. GEORGE (CONT'D) And listen, I'll be right back and I want your ass in that bed when I get back. FELICIA (acquiescing) You're very rude... if you don't come back -- GEORGE I'll be back in a while. FELICIA I don't want to see you anymore. GEORGE I'll be right back, baby, really. EXT. SUNSET STRIP - NIGHT George on his bike threads through traffic on the Strip. OVER this, we HEAR A FEW BARS of THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS "Monday, Monday." He pulls up to a signal beside a faded Eugene McCarthy billboard. Somebody HONKS. GIRL'S VOICE George! GEORGE Hey, baby, what's happening! GIRL (not bad) Nothing, my sister's back from Vegas. GEORGE That's too bad. GIRL I have to see you. GEORGE Hey, stop by the shop. He takes off. Winds through alleys and heads up the hill to Jill's. It's a shortcut whose precision should make it obvious he's traveled it a number of times. EXT. AT JILL'S - NIGHT George jumps off his bike and pounds on the door. JILL'S VOICE (soft) Who is it? GEORGE (furious) Who do you think it is? JILL opens the door. She's shaking. JILL There were some shots. GEORGE What're you talking about? JILL Gunshots, there were some gunshots. GEORGE (looking around) Where? JILL Here in the canyon. GEORGE Well, it's a big canyon. (seeing she's upset) Honey, I'm sorry but I've gotta get back... just for a minute. JILL Let me come, too. (pleading) Please don't leave me alone. GEORGE What's gonna happen? JILL (near tears) I don't know... every once in a while I just get the feeling something awful's going to happen. GEORGE Well, like what? JILL I don't know... just... somebody's going to get me. Jill starts to cry. She ambles into the carport in her nightgown. JILL (CONT'D) I've had these dumb dreams lately. GEORGE What? JILL They're dumb, somebody... I don't know... GEORGE (suspicious) Who? JILL I just... who what? GEORGE You said somebody... who? She's not answering. JILL I don't know. I can't remember. It was just in my dream. GEORGE No shit? Jill laughs. George comes over to her. GEORGE (CONT'D) Nobody's gonna get you. Now get inside. JILL (uncertain) George, I don't -- GEORGE You'll do what I tell you. Now get the fuck inside. She backs inside. He moves in after her. JILL George -- GEORGE (moving after her) Keep moving -- JILL Now, George -- GEORGE Nobody's gonna get you but me! He leaps after her and she screams, delighted. George chases her into the bedroom. Jill screams. He throws her on the bed and leaps on top of her, kissing her. She likes it. GEORGE (CONT'D) How are you, baby? JILL Fine. How are you? GEORGE Great, great, fantastic. Fantastic. Incredible. Incredible, really incredible. JILL What? GEORGE I'm gonna open the shop, baby, I'm gonna open the shop. I'm getting it together. JILL How? GEORGE (rising) Right now -- I'm at the epitome of my life. Right now I feel so good I'm afraid something's gonna happen. He gets off the bed. Jill is fascinated. GEORGE (CONT'D) When I was a little kid, I used to want to go to Europe but right now wherever I am I'm gonna be in Europe. JILL Honey, what happened? GEORGE I just came from a meeting... I can't talk about it now, baby. But in a few days -- see I'm disgusted with my life. JILL I thought you said you were at the epitome of your life. GEORGE I am, I am. But I've had it with chicks. They're like an occupational hazard. Six guys working for me... I'm gonna retire or settle down or something. JILL What about me? GEORGE (meaning it) You're different. JILL I am? GEORGE You're great. JILL I am? GEORGE Yeah. JILL Do you really mean that? GEORGE Hey, baby -- I'm gonna retire with you. He kisses her. They start rolling around on the bed. JILL Honey? GEORGE Yeah, baby. JILL Why am I great? George is a little annoyed. GEORGE Jesus, I don't know. You're great. Jill looks a little perplexed. JILL Will we live together? GEORGE We live together now. JILL But in the same house, you know, one house. GEORGE (just a slight hitch) -- Sure. She hugs him. INT. JILL'S BEDROOM - LATER George in bed, beginning to sleep. Hubert Humphrey expresses opinion at his chances tomorrow on TV. JILL Maybe you don't even like children. GEORGE Of course I like children. JILL You've never even been around one. GEORGE I'm around you and I like you, don't I? JILL (smiling despite herself) Yeah. GEORGE Okay... (sinking back down) Night, baby. JILL (after a moment) George? GEORGE What! JILL Not right now, I don't mean right now... but eventually... GEORGE (grumpy) Okay, baby. Okay... JILL Jackie says she wouldn't bring children into this world. That it's hypocritical and overpopulated. EXT. BANK OF AMERICA - DAY A FEW BARS OF THE BEATLES AND "SGT. PEPPER" OVER George on bike whipping into bank parking lot. INT. BANK OF AMERICA - DAY George sits talking, with MR. PETTIS, a bank vice president. He is perspiring a little. Somebody's breathing rather heavily. It's Mr. Pettis seated behind his desk now and opposite George. He's going over something. PETTIS (looking up now) Oh yes. Mrs. Shumann called about you. GEORGE (smiling) Right. PETTIS How is she? GEORGE Great. PETTIS Wonderful woman. GEORGE She is. PETTIS I went to school with her husband. GEORGE Great. PETTIS (pleasantly affirmative) So you want to go in business for yourself? GEORGE Right. PETTIS And you need money? GEORGE Right, that's right. PETTIS (smiling) You do know what money's like these days. GEORGE (no) Well, yeah... you know. Pettis grabs a sheet off his desk, one in plastic containing rates. PETTIS Jesus, look at this. Nine, nine and three quarters -- that's our prime rate. And I'll tell you something else: the big boys are going for it. GEORGE They are? PETTIS After all, Mr. Roundy, we're paying six percent. Six percent. FHA's at eight and a half -- no, we won't be going back to the old days. GEORGE I guess not... PETTIS It's got nothing to do with inflation. Rates, for example, rise independently of tight money if you look at interest curves carefully. Historically, that's always been true, though most people don't realize it. An uncomfortable pause. PETTIS (CONT'D) What sort of references do you have? GEORGE Well, I do Barbara Rush. PETTIS Pardon me? GEORGE (embarrassed now) Her hair, I do Barbara Rush. PETTIS I mean credit references, Mr. Roundy. EXT. MELROSE COFFEE HOUSE - DAY Jill Haynes and JACKIE SHAWN, in mini skirts and boots, are having coffee at one of the interior decorator hangouts outdoors off Melrose in West Hollywood. A CAR HONKS. A Cadillac pulls up to the curb. Its occupant HONKS again, obviously trying to attract their attention. Jill starts to look over. JACKIE I think you're crazy. Don't look over, it's Lenny Silverman. JILL Who is that? JACKIE (deadly) A real swinger. He's been trying to fuck me for about two hundred years. LEONARD is now calling Jackie's name. Jackie can't avoid it anymore. JACKIE (CONT'D) (pleasantly) Hi, Leonard. LEONARD Jackie, what're you doing? JACKIE (they're having coffee) Going for a pony ride at Kiddielands, want to come along? LEONARD I have to meet a client... who're you dating? Jackie looks off and spots a billboard. JACKIE Poster-Kleiser. LEONARD Oh yeah? JACKIE That's right. LEONARD I'll call you. JACKIE Fine. LEONARD See you later. JACKIE Anyway, you're crazy. JILL I am? I mean why? JACKIE Oh, honey, don't be totally naive. JILL I'm not. Maybe I am. JACKIE No, listen. He's a very good hairdresser. Jill looks at Jackie. JACKIE (CONT'D) Well, he is. JILL (annoyed) So what's your point? JACKIE Jill, I'm just trying to be helpful. JILL I know, I'm sorry. JACKIE I spent three years with him. I just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. George was adorable but it drove me crackers. Now at least I'm comfortable. Lester does what he says he'll do. Maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. Are you? JILL George is great but I know what you mean. JACKIE Face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. Face it, time isn't on your side. JILL I guess not. INT. BANK OF AMERICA - DAY George and Mr. Pettis. GEORGE (giving it all he's got) I've got the customers... that's my point. I'm the one they want. If I had my own shop, they'd leave and come to me. I have a lot of customers. PETTIS Look, Mr. Roundy, why don't you make out a financial statement? It'll save us both some time. Miss Michaels here can show you... have it notarized and we'll see where we go from there. Miss Michaels, would you get me a couple of forms? Pettis rises, shakes George's hand and disappears. George is left with MISS MICHAELS, who has been more or less within earshot of the whole conversation. George is very upset. INT. OFFICE WAITING ROOM - DAY Jill thumbs through a Life magazine with Eldridge Cleaver on the cover, waiting for an interview in the outer office of the 9000 Building whose open window overlooks a smoggy chunk of the city. She's one of so many girls that at first she's not recognizable. All of them have composites which they carry in leather folders. They eye each other uneasily. INT. INTERVIEW OFFICE - DAY There is the PRODUCER, Barry, and the director, JOHNNY POPE. JILL Egypt? POPE That's right. JILL But why Egypt? POPE Well, that's where the pyramids are and we want real pyramids in the ad. Jill nods. PRODUCER You seem disappointed. JILL No... how long did you say? PRODUCER Three weeks. Jill nods. JILL Egypt? Pope, chagrined, shoots Jill a look. He's trying to get her the job. PRODUCER Look, is there somewhere else you'd rather go? Maybe we can change our location. JILL No, it's not that... PRODUCER Do you have children? JILL No. PRODUCER Are you married? JILL No. PRODUCER Do you have something against traveling? JILL (unable to interpret Pope's looks to her) No. POPE Well, do you have something against us? Jill laughs, a little embarrassed. JILL No! PRODUCER (to Pope, he's wasting time) John... POPE (ignoring him) Go ahead, Jill, you can say it. JILL Now I'm embarrassed to tell you. She is, too, and Pope can see it. PRODUCER We'll let you know tomorrow. JILL Please don't misunderstand... I'd really like to go. PRODUCER (a little sarcastic) Thanks for coming by. Jill is at the door. She turns back. To Pope. JILL Oh. thank you. POPE Sure. Jill leaves. POPE (CONT'D) (shaking his head) This town... At the shop on Brighton Way in Beverly Hills. A FEW BARS OF SIMON AND GARFUNKEL'S "SOUNDS OF SILENCE" covers George pulling up on his bike. The street is empty of traffic except there are scores and scores of parked cars, a few parking lot attendants, and some meter maids. George starts toward the shop. A pair of women in colored smocks and huge curlers burst out of the shop. They look like Medusas. They hurtle down the sidewalk as if they're running from something. Then they find their respective cars and begin pouring pennies into the meters. CLINK, BUZZ, CLINK, BUZZ. George looks glum. He's walking along the street. A GIRL stops him. She's driving by in a 3.4 Jag. GIRL Hi, George. GEORGE Hey, baby, what's happening? GIRL Nothing, I reconciled with Ron, you know, the guy I divorced last summer. GEORGE Great, great. I hope you make it. Somebody HONKS in back of her. GIRL Call me! GEORGE I don't have your number, stop by the shop. GIRL (waving goodbye) Okay! George looks after her, smiling. Then: GEORGE (disgusted) God damn it. He goes into the shop. A large gilt mirror on one wall of the shop. It covers most of the wall it leans against. An attractive young woman in her early thirties, everything matching, a real French garden, leans forward INTO SHOT and looks at herself in the mirror. She studies her image carefully. She moves closer to it. She seems uncertain at first. Then as she looks her conviction grows: TINA Great... great... great... great... great! She turns back to DENNIS LOLLY, her hairdresser. She takes his hand. TINA (CONT'D) Great, Dennis. With her other hand she touches her hair. TINA (CONT'D) Do you think there's enough height? I mean do you think there's enough height? Now she and Dennis look into the mirror at her together. Dennis toys with the calico scarf around his neck. Felicia, in far corner, waits defiantly. George spots her. TINA (CONT'D) George, do you think there's enough height? GEORGE (on way to Felicia) Yeah, sure. TINA Dennis doesn't think so. DENNIS Man, I didn't say a word. TINA Well, what do you think? Is there enough height? Both Dennis and Tina turn back to the mirror for further deliberation. FELICIA You're late, George. GEORGE (taking her to his cubicle) I gotta talk to you. FELICIA I don't want to talk about it... GEORGE But you don't know what happened. FELICIA I don't care. TINA George, do you think there's too much height? GEORGE (seating her) It's great. You don't know what happened, this girl she almost got-- FELICIA (a little hysterical) I don't care about that girl, I don't care if she's dead. GEORGE Calm down, baby. FELICIA (calming down) I'm perfectly calm, George, I'm simply saying you have no respect for me, that you're incapable of distinguishing between me and one of your average Hollywood... mummers... GEORGE -- What? FELICIA Nummers. GEORGE What? FELICIA -- Numbers, and I don't need to place myself in that kind of position. GLORIA tugs on George's arm. GEORGE What're you here for? GLORIA (as if giving away a secret) -- A wash and set. GEORGE No. GLORIA No? GEORGE You need a cut. GLORIA But Mr. Norman said -- GEORGE Said what! GLORIA (whispered) I just needed a wash and set, a wash and set, that's all. GEORGE Well, baby, I'm George and it needs to be cut. (to Felicia) But I don't want to place you in that position either. FELICIA -- I like myself far too much, far too much. GEORGE I don't want to place you in any position -- FELICIA -- to be put in that kind of position... GEORGE (to Gloria) I'll have Mary wash you. Mary! MARY (a schvar) Yeah! GEORGE Wash her. MARY (looking at Gloria) What with? GEORGE (nudging her) -- A brillo pad, I don't care, anything. Mary has gone over to the shampoo stand above which are several photographs of models and one of a handsome young black Marine in fatigues. George has gone to pick up a razor, changes it. MARY -- You takin' a lot of shit lately, George. GEORGE -- Oh yeah. MARY (mixing) But then again you ask for it -- you just like my Otis -- can't keep his hands outta ladies' hair either. George laughs. GEORGE -- White ladies? MARY (laughing, too) -- Oh my yes. FELICIA (burning with anger) George -- GEORGE (calling back) I'm coming, baby -- (to Mary) How's Otis doing, anyway? MARY That boy always does great. He's a corporal or a squad leader or something, just wrote me from some place called Kwang Due? GEORGE I don't know if you don't know -- FELICIA George! George winks at Mary, heads back. FELICIA (CONT'D) (going right on) I'm not used to that kind of treatment. GEORGE What kind of treatment? FELICIA (going right on) I've never been treated that way, and I'm not going to start now. GEORGE Jesus, I don't know, baby, I been cutting too much hair lately. I'm losing all my concepts... Jill has entered the shop. She approaches George. JILL George. GEORGE Hey, baby, what's happening? JILL They want me to go to Egypt for three weeks. GEORGE Great. Jill stands there now, not knowing what to say. GEORGE (CONT'D) Jill, say hello to Felicia. JILL Hello. FELICIA Hello. JILL George. GEORGE Yeah, baby... JILL How did it go at the bank? George looks away. GEORGE Great. JILL Could I talk to you for a second? GEORGE Hey, I'm, you know -- JILL Could I? George moves away from Felicia. GEORGE Yeah. JILL (with some feeling) I said I wasn't sure if I could go. GEORGE Go where? JILL (impatiently) Egypt! GEORGE Oh, great, listen, baby, I gotta get back, okay? JILL Okay, but how did it go at the bank? GEORGE Great... can we talk later? NORMAN (the shop's owner) George! GEORGE Yeah. NORMAN You're late, we're all backed up and you're supposed to go to Buffums. GEORGE Buffums? NORMAN Yes, Buffums. GEORGE I've got heads here, Norman. NORMAN You promised you'd do the show. GEORGE Oh fuck, Norman! NORMAN Don't use that tone of voice with me... never mind, I'll take Gordon. George turns back to Felicia as RICCI comes by. He's near tears. RICCI Do you know what that Lillian Bercovici just did? GEORGE (working on Felicia) No, man. RICCI -- Right after I sprayed her? GEORGE What? RICCI (losing control) She touched it! Then she played in it and got it all into something else. Now I don't know what it is! He's waiting for George for sympathy. Jill steps away gathering patience. RICCI (CONT'D) I can't even stand to talk to her on the phone. GEORGE (sympathetic) She's heavy. (to Felicia) See, Norman expects me to get in here, take care of all the customers and then do his show out in Norwalk. I gotta have my own shop, just out of self defense. FELICIA I can see that. GEORGE You're looking great, baby. FELICIA What're you doing later? GEORGE (half kidding) Whatever you say. FELICIA We have this political thing tonight. Could you comb me out at the house? George is torn. GEORGE I don't know. I'm beginning to feel guilty. FELICIA What about? GEORGE All I ever do is play. I should be doing something to get my own shop open. FELICIA Why don't you see Lester? GEORGE (a little alarmed) Your husband? FELICIA Yes. GEORGE (not sure what she's driving at) What about? FELICIA The shop. I think you're a good investment, and I don't mind telling him. GEORGE Hey, listen, baby, I'm a star. Jill returns. JILL George. GEORGE Hey, baby, say hello to Felicia. JILL I already said hello. GEORGE Okay. JILL George. GEORGE Yeah, baby. JILL When can I talk to you? GEORGE Baby, I'm in the middle of work. JILL I know but this is important. I have to make a decision. GEORGE About what? JILL Whether or not I'm going. GEORGE Going where? JILL Egypt. GEORGE Honey, have they offered you the job? JILL No, but I think they might. GEORGE (to Jill) Just a second, I'll be right with you... He turns back to Felicia. Jill moves away. FELICIA (interested) Is she all right? GEORGE I don't know. Just a minute... George moves over to Jill. GEORGE (CONT'D) What do you want? JILL Your advice! GEORGE They didn't offer you the job yet. JILL I want your feelings about it. GEORGE Right now? JILL Look, either we have a meaningful relationship or we don't, I've got to know. GEORGE (really harassed) Look, baby, can we talk about it later? Felicia is watching them. JILL When? GEORGE When I get off work. JILL When is that? GEORGE I'll call you. JILL When is that, George? GEORGE I'll call you. JILL (really upset) But I never know when you're working and when you're not working! GEORGE (half to himself) Neither do I, baby. JILL What? GEORGE Nothing, I'll call you, okay? JILL ... Okay... Back to Felicia. As Jill leaves. GEORGE -- Anyway. FELICIA I hope she's all right. GEORGE She's fine. You really think I'd be a good investment? FELICIA I wouldn't say so if I didn't. GEORGE No, I know. FELICIA And I certainly wouldn't tell Lester. GEORGE I know. FELICIA I mean it or I wouldn't say it. GEORGE That's great. You look great, baby, great. Dennis, look at Felicia's hair. Dennis stops. He's with the DESK GIRL. Both of them: DENNIS & DESK GIRL Great. EXT. SHOP - DAY Jill, in street, on verge of tears... moves to her car... gets in... sits for a long moment. EXT. OFFICE BUILDING - DAY George on bike pulls into office building. The MUSIC OVER is JEFFERSON AIRPLANE'S "WHITE RABBIT." INT. LESTER'S OFFICE - DAY In his inner office. LESTER'S on the telephone, staring out the window. LESTER Look, Kurt, I don't care where you have to go. I want Beluga Caviar there. Call Jurgenson's, call Chasen's... I don't care how much it costs... how much?... then spend it. Just make sure it's there. You've got all the money in the world to buy it. You understand? Just make sure it's there on the table tonight. (he hangs up) Jesus. (to George, to no one) You've got to do everything yourself. You know? Suddenly Lester gives George a steely look. It covers his hair, his clothes. George is acutely uncomfortable. LESTER (CONT'D) Felicia says you're a very good hairdresser. GEORGE Well, yeah. LESTER She says you're a fabulous hairdresser. GEORGE Thank you. LESTER I didn't say it, she did. How'd you happen to get in that line of work? George sort of knows what Lester's driving at. GEORGE Oh, well, I went to beauty school... you know you go to beauty school... and you get your operator's license... and you graduate... and you're a hairdresser. LESTER I see. Long pause. George hasn't told Lester what he wants to know. LESTER (CONT'D) It's an unusual trade. GEORGE Yes it is. An awkward pause. LESTER But the important thing is you're successful at it. GEORGE In a way. But... LESTER But what? GEORGE I'm better than the guy I work for. This seems to interest Lester. LESTER Well, George, I invest for a lot of people. I make a lot of money for them. More than they could do for themselves. GEORGE After a while that hurts... doesn't it? Lester smiles. He appreciates this. LESTER It's good you want to do something, George. GEORGE Thank you. LESTER But personal services are not the kind of thing I usually get into. GEORGE They're not? LESTER (suddenly direct, almost enthusiastic) No, they're a pain in the ass, there's no way of keeping track of anything. It's a cash business and you've got to watch your operators or they'll steal you blind, am I right or am I right? GEORGE You're right. LESTER Who needs that kind of aggravation? Who needs that kind of aggravation at my age? When I finish work I want to... The door bursts open. It's one of the SECRETARIES. SECRETARY Mr. Karpf... Jackie is right behind her. She bounces in, not seeing George. JACKIE I'm sorry but I need an extra garage key. In Lester's presence she seems distinctly younger than she did with Jill. She's startled when she sees George. LESTER What for? What do you need the key for? Jackie continues to stare at George. JACKIE The man from Sloan's is coming. I called you about it. LESTER How did you lose that key? Oh, George, this is uh Miss -- this is Jackie. JACKIE Oh, hi, I mean hello, we've met. LESTER (a little suspiciously) Is that right? JACKIE (almost immediately on the defensive) Well, yes, George is a wonderful hairdresser. LESTER Is that right? Awkward pause. JACKIE So how's Norman? GEORGE Great. Who's been doing your hair? Jackie glances at Lester. JACKIE I go to the blue'n gold barber shop in Westwood. The guy in the third chair's dynamite... nobody much. LESTER George is going to open a shop. JACKIE (really interested) No kidding? Your own shop? George starts to say yes. LESTER George, could you -- excuse us for a minute? GEORGE Sure. He leaves the office, shuts the door, leaving Jackie and Lester alone. Lester shuts the door. LESTER I called to tell you I was sending one over but the line was busy, you're always on the phone. JACKIE I am? LESTER Who were you talking to? JACKIE Who do you think I was talking to? LESTER My secretary saw you with that boy. JACKIE Steve? LESTER Whatever his name is, that actor. Jackie looks for a moment as if she's going to get very emotional. JACKIE Steve Slutes, and he's not a boy. (a touch bitter) Steve couldn't get arrested as an actor. He couldn't get arrested as a boy. LESTER Then you were talking to him. JACKIE I ran into him at the 76 station on little Santa Monica, what was I supposed to do, hide in the ladies room? Yes, I was talking to him. Lester's a little chagrined now but not much. JACKIE (CONT'D) (an outburst) I'm always on the phone because you never let me see anybody, I can't even bring my girlfriends over to the house because they might run into you. You're driving me up the wall, Lester. You're even jealous of the dogs. I mean I've gotta have somebody I can talk to. LESTER I'm not jealous of the dogs. Jackie looks at him in disgust. LESTER (CONT'D) (very positive) Now listen, Jackie, I'm not jealous of anybody, I just can't afford to get caught... off base. JACKIE So I can't talk to some broken down actor, what do you think, I'm going to tell him I'm screwing Lester Karpf! LESTER Of course not. JACKIE That's not very logical, Lester. INT. OFFICE - GEORGE AND SECRETARY picking up the tail end of this. SECRETARY He thinks the room is soundproofed. Don't tell him it's not. GEORGE How come? SECRETARY He'll have that awful construction crew back again, and they can never do anything right. INT. LESTER'S OFFICE LESTER (trying to think of why) It's very logical, it's the most logical thing in the world. You wouldn't feel this confined if we could go out with people and have dinner, and a little conversation and so forth... JACKIE Really? How about starting with tonight? By her tone, Jackie indicates she's been saying all of this for months. Lester repeating it like it's just occurred to him genuinely upsets her. She's near tears and she's not the kind of girl who cries easily. Lester's sensitive to it. LESTER Sweetheart, I know it's rough but at this point -- my business involves handling money for some very touchy people, politics and so on... Felicia's at a very difficult period in her life... any divorce and settlement and so forth, my finances would have to be looked into. Jackie knows what he's talking about. JACKIE (quietly) You and your touchy investors. LESTER (finally) Look... you do well for people, they don't ask you to stop. Nobody wants you to stop making money, doll, not even Uncle Sam. They all want their share. Jackie comes over to Lester. JACKIE You're lying about one thing, Lester. LESTER What's that? JACKIE You're still jealous. She's said it provocatively and like the younger girl she can be with him. Lester smiles. He's almost benign. LESTER God, you're a doll. He takes her in his arms and she responds. LESTER (CONT'D) (he means it) We'll work something out about tonight, I promise... INT. OFFICE - GEORGE AND SECRETARY The door opens. Jackie and Lester emerge, distinctly subdued. LESTER Angie, give Miss Shawn a garage key for the Bowmont House, would you? ANGIE Yes, Mr. Karpf. Angie opens her desk and goes through some files, pulls out a key, puts it in an envelope and hands it to Jackie -- she's lightning quick about it, super efficient. LESTER Well, let's go down together. C'mon, George, I'll walk you out. LESTER, JACKIE AND GEORGE IN HALLWAY BY ELEVATOR Jackie turns to stub out a cigarette in a standing ashtray. LESTER (CONT'D) (quietly) Felicia's really interested in the shop, isn't she? GEORGE Oh yeah. Jackie moves back. LESTER (normal tone now) Well, George, you may not think ten or fifteen grand means much to me, but I invest for myself and a lot of particular people. GEORGE Oh yeah? I mean I know. LESTER So I'm going to want a little more of your thinking on the subject. The elevator doors open. GEORGE When? LESTER When? The doors close on the three of them. INT. ELEVATOR going down. George is looking at Lester, waiting for an answer. LESTER (looks up slowly) How about tonight? Jackie looks to Lester. Lester winks at Jackie. GEORGE Tonight? LESTER Yeah, little election party I'm giving at the Bistro. It's a pain in the ass but -- I have to do it. We'll have a little time to talk there. The elevator stops on the third floor. A man in a suit and a middle-aged woman with a cane get in. They're strangers to each other. The elevator proceeds. LESTER (CONT'D) (quiet, almost solemn in their presence) -- maybe you could, on your way, you know, pick up Jackie here. GEORGE (slowly) Okay. They've reached the basement and are standing as Bill the maintenance man, races around the cars to get to Lester's Rolls. LESTER It's good you want to do something, George. George doesn't answer this time. LESTER (CONT'D) I wish my son knew what he wanted to do. GEORGE Oh yeah? LESTER -- Anything, I don't care what it is, just so it's something. GEORGE I know what you mean. Lester's car is backed up. The door opened for him. LESTER (thoughtfully) Maybe he ought to go to beauty school. Anyway, see you tonight, doll, okay? JACKIE Fine. Lester slips Bill a few dollars and takes off, leaving Jackie and George looking at each other. Jackie shakes her head. JACKIE (CONT'D) Jesus... GEORGE -- Yeah... your car down here? Jackie nods. They walk toward it. GEORGE (CONT'D) -- Listen, I'm supposed to take Jill to El Cholo tonight. She's really going to be pissed if I don't. JACKIE -- Maybe she'll come with us. If I tell her how important it is to me, I don't think she'll mind. Do you? GEORGE I don't know. Probably not. JACKIE Jill's really great, isn't she? GEORGE Great... so how's everything with you? They've reached Jackie's 230SL. JACKIE Great, more or less. She starts to get in. GEORGE How long you had this? JACKIE Oh, about six weeks now... Lester -- well, he's very sweet. GEORGE I'm sure. JACKIE He's a very private person, actually. GEORGE Yeah -- he doesn't happen to know that we went together, does he? Jackie has started to get in the car several times. This stops her again. JACKIE -- Well no. It never came up. GEORGE You going to tell him? JACKIE (smoothly) -- What for? Honey, I'll see you later. They kiss each other's cheeks, she gets in and takes off. EXT. SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD - JILL AND JACKIE - DAY tooling along the tracks in Jackie's 230SL. JACKIE Jill, you're a real sweetie pie. You really are. (she glances over at Jill) You're sure you don't mind? JILL Don't be silly. JACKIE You're really a love -- you sure? JILL -- No. No really. JACKIE Well, what is it, honey? JILL Nothing. JACKIE It must be something. JILL Well, it's George. JACKIE I thought you said things were great with George. JILL Well they are. But we have problems. You say things are great with Lester. Is he going to marry you? JACKIE We don't think marriage is important. JILL But you have problems? JACKIE -- Yeah, honey... JILL AND JACKIE JILL I don't know. One minute he's up in the air and makes love to me five times a day and tells me everything's going to be great and he's getting his own shop and then suddenly he disappears and he won't even talk to me. It's driving me crazy. Jackie pulls away from the signal a little jerkily. JACKIE Five times a day? JILL (sighs, then) -- I guess it's all got to do with this shop. JACKIE Really, Jill, aren't you exaggerating just a little? Five times a day? JILL (embarrassed) Well, you know what I mean. JACKIE After four years? No I don't... and I don't know too many girls who do. JILL I'm exaggerating. JACKIE How much? JILL (giggling a little) Jackie -- JACKIE What? JACKIE AND JILL JILL (taking a little breath) Well... it's not so much the number of times he does it, it's... he does it for a long time. JACKIE He does? JILL Well yes -- you know that about George. JACKIE It's been so long I don't how long? JILL Quite a while... an hour, an hour and a half -- sometimes forty-five minutes -- that's quite a while, isn't It? JACKIE I would say so, yes. JILL Honey? JACKIE What? JILL I think you're going to hit that car in front of us. Jackie slams on the brakes. INT. UNEMPLOYMENT LINE - JILL AND JACKIE - DAY standing there. JILL -- See, I just know that if I go to Egypt, well, things happen, I just don't know what'll happen to us, he just never seems to think ahead, does he? JACKIE -- When you say forty-five minutes or an hour, do you mean continuous time? Just continually, without stopping? JILL -- Well -- not going in and out, I don't mean just that. Why are you asking me? You went with George longer than I have. JACKIE -- I guess I just blocked it out, that's all. JILL C'mon. JACKIE Well, there was this one time -- JILL (a little devilish) -- Yesss? JACKIE -- I was in the kitchen doing the dishes and George was out in Long Beach doing a show... JILL (meaning yes) -- uhh-huhh... JACKIE -- Well it was very hot so I'd left the door open and the water was running so I didn't hear him come down the stairs... JILL ... Mmm-hmmm. Now Jackie has begun to lose her self-consciousness and is into the story. A little faint edge of nervousness or something like it begins to take over Jill. JACKIE -- He came up behind me and I was wiping a dish and he just... lifted up my skirt, and, you know, right there... JILL Didn't you have any panties on? JACKIE (remembering) -- He reached up and tore them. JILL What did you do? JACKIE Well... I just kept wiping that dish. Maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was. JILL (faintly perturbed) No, it sounds very sexy -- did you just stay by the sink all that time? JACKIE No, he picked me up and carried me out to the sundeck -- God, it was hot. The wood on the sundeck, everything. EXT. LESTER'S HOUSE - BEL AIR - AFTERNOON A gardener is riding a mower around the front lawn. There are three cars parked in and around the circular driveway. INT. BEDROOM - LESTER He slips into a cardigan sweater. His vanity is restricted entirely to how well pressed and clean everything is he wears. He goes out of the dressing room toward the kitchen, passing Lorna on the phone in the living room and Felicia at dining room table, hair in curlers, reading Cosmopolitan magazine. LESTER Do you think George is a fairy? FELICIA Who? LESTER That kid... the hairdresser. FELICIA Well, I don't know for sure... he's a hairdresser. Mona brings her coffee from kitchen. FELICIA (CONT'D) Thank you, Mona. Lester has swallowed some vitamins in the kitchen. Turns to her. LESTER Maybe he's just a kooky guy who likes doing something kooky like that. FELICIA Maybe... why do you ask? LESTER I'm thinking of investing with him. He worries me. FELICIA Why? LESTER Maybe he's too flighty and irresponsible. That's why I asked if he was a fairy. FELICIA I don't know. He's a hairdresser. LESTER (really asking) You suggested it, don't you think it's a good idea? FELICIA Yes, but... I thought... LESTER What? FELICIA That you were just indulging me. LESTER No, doll, I listen to you. And if a deal loses money that's not so bad either if it's handled right. He gives Felicia a peck and starts out. LESTER (CONT'D) He's a nice boy. I invited him tonight. I'm sorry he's a fairy. INT. SHOP - GEORGE AT WORK - DAY George is busy. He's working on ANJANETTE. ANJANETTE You're in a good mood today, George. GEORGE Yeah, baby. Things are great. Listen, there's Devra, whatta you want? ANJANETTE Chicken salad. GEORGE Chicken salad, Devra! DEVRA I don't have any change. GEORGE Get some at the desk. ANJANETTE Anyway, you remember Harold? GEORGE Yeah, baby, how's it going? The PHONE RINGS. Norman brings it to George. NORMAN George... Jackie Shawn. George seems really surprised to hear the voice on the other end. Anjanette looks around. GEORGE No, I'd like to but I've got too many heads here, can't you stop by the shop? (to shampoo girl) Two caps, Mary, yeah, two. (back to phone) Okay, but I have to be in Bel Air at four... He hangs up. It RINGS again. ANJANETTE Don't you think there's too much gold? GEORGE (to Anjanette) It's great. (into phone) You wanna speak to Mary? Hold on... ANJANETTE I don't know, I think... GEORGE (good natured, but firm) Look, would you argue with your doctor? ANJANETTE No. Ricci comes up to him ready to cry. GEORGE (to Ricci) Hey, what's happening? (calling) Mary! Telephone. (to Ricci) What's the matter? RICCI (furious) Wanda... GEORGE Oh yeah? RICCI You were supposed to handle that bitch, she's always asking for you, and she was furious you weren't here. GEORGE Yeah?... RICCI She's murdered her hair... you do something with her, I'm never going to touch her again. GEORGE I'm busy, man. RICCI If I have to touch her again, I'll throw up! GEORGE (exploding) Don't talk like a child. You're a pro, now get out there and cut! Ricci is stunned. He says under his breath, "I'll throw up" again and leaves. Mary, her back to George, sits holding the telephone to her ear. ANJANETTE I thought you were in a good mood. GEORGE I am... except I've gotta do somebody at their house. ANJANETTE Don't you like her? GEORGE No, it's a very groovy girl. ANJANETTE Then what's the problem? GEORGE (really worried) She's a very groovy girl. That's the problem. ANJANETTE What're you talking about, George? GEORGE Well, it's a small town. Sooner or later things catch up with you... don't they? Mary runs out of the shop, tipping over a magazine rack. GEORGE (CONT'D) Where's the caps, Mary? She's exiting front door in a hurry. GEORGE (CONT'D) Mary? What's goin' on, Mary? EXT. GEORGE ON HIS MOTORCYCLE - MOVING - DAY MUSIC, THE BYRDS, "TURN, TURN, TURN." He pulls up to a rustic house. He gets his little case off the bike and then hesitates. He walks to the door and rings the bell. Jackie answers the door. She seems distracted and, at the same time, a little wary. Much the same, in fact, as George. JACKIE Hi. C'mon in. Jackie's wearing a robe. They walk into the living room, the dogs yelping. JACKIE (CONT'D) Shut up, it's all right. (to George, automatically) Do you want a drink? GEORGE No, thanks. JACKIE Well, I do. She starts to mix herself a drink. She changes her mind, pours herself a shot of whiskey and hurls it back. She does it again. When she turns back to George he's looking at her noncommittally. JACKIE (CONT'D) Where do you want to do this? GEORGE Probably the bathroom. JACKIE Can't you do it out here? George looks around. GEORGE Well, it depends. If you just wanted a combout. I guess I could. Jackie turns to him, honestly uncertain. JACKIE Well, what do you think? George himself is tentative. GEORGE I don't know. Why don't you sit down. Jackie looks around a little at a loss and finally sits down on the glass-topped coffee table. JACKIE (meaning her position) Is this all right? George moves in. He draws the drapes back so light comes in from the backyard and the swimming pool can be seen. GEORGE Yeah. He takes her hair in his hands. The contact makes them both nervous. She looks away. George continues to run his hands through her hair. JACKIE (a little nervous) Well, what do you think? GEORGE I'd cut it... JACKIE You would? GEORGE Yeah, I think so... JACKIE (almost irritable) You don't seem very sure. GEORGE No, I'm sure. There is a moment where Jackie is trying to decide whether she'll let George actually cut her hair. JACKIE (then) Okay... but I want you to know one thing. (almost a threat) I've got to look great tonight, I mean I have to look great, okay? GEORGE Okay. INT. FELICIA'S BEDROOM AND DRESSING ROOM - DAY Felicia is throwing on a bandana and wraparound sunglasses. She seems in a hurry. She leaves the bathroom, moves quickly through the house to the kitchen. She passes Lorna's bedroom. LORNA is changing from her school clothes into a tennis dress. She watches her mother flash by. IN THE KITCHEN Felicia stops. She is holding a dangling pearl earring in her hand. FELICIA Mona, Mona! MONA comes out from the laundry room. Felicia has called a little too loud. FELICIA (CONT'D) (indicates earring) Have you seen the other one of these by any chance? I want to wear them tonight. (before Mona can answer) Oh... when George gets here, tell him to wait. I have to pick up a dress and I may have to have it fitted, but be sure... Lorna ambles into the kitchen, expressionless. FELICIA (CONT'D) ... to tell him to wait. MONA Yes, ma'am. But I have to go to the market... FELICIA Just be sure he doesn't leave. Felicia flashes out the door and into the carport, visible through the kitchen. She takes off. Lorna slowly slips a white swetlet onto her slender wrist. INT. JACKIE'S BEDROOM AND BATH - DAY which includes a sauna. Jackie's got on a terry-cloth robe. George has been wetting her hair in the basin. Her terry cloth robe is bulky and obviously in the way. JACKIE Jill's coming with us. GEORGE Great. JACKIE She's incredible... (after a moment) She loves you, George. GEORGE Yeah... I mean great. George begins to cut. Jackie winces a little. George notices it. JACKIE Getting my hair cut is always a little nerve-wracking. The cutting goes on. The bathroom is very close. George has begun to perspire a little as has Jackie. JACKIE (CONT'D) ... I don't get it done often. GEORGE Whew. JACKIE What's wrong? GEORGE It's hot in here. JACKIE (after a moment) It's the sauna, I keep the sauna on and it makes the whole bathroom hot. GEORGE Yeah... wow. George stops and takes off his shirt. He's wearing a purple T shirt underneath. He goes back to cutting. Jackie's getting more and more edgy, partly because of George's proximity and partly because of her concern over what he's doing. George on the other hand is now less tentative, more focused on the job at hand. JACKIE (finally) Not too much, don't cut too much. GEORGE Jackie, would you argue with your doctor. JACKIE The shrink? Many times. George stops and looks at her. Both are perspiring freely now. JACKIE (CONT'D) Bernstein... seemed to think I hated men. GEORGE Do you? You still see him? Jackie tries to look at her hair in the mirror. George gently pulls her back. JACKIE (with some feeling) No. GEORGE Why not? Jackie doesn't answer. GEORGE (CONT'D) Why not? JACKIE ... he tried to... uh... make it with me. GEORGE And? JACKIE And what? GEORGE Did you? Jackie looks up slowly. George is still cutting, not looking directly at her. JACKIE It was after you, baby. After you. GEORGE (breathes deeply) Boy, that sauna is really... can't you turn it down or something? JACKIE No... Lester likes it on all the time in case he wants to use it. INT. JILL'S BEDROOM - DAY Jill, alone, sits on bed. Gazes into bureau mirror, shaping her hair. The PHONE RINGS. JILL Hello... oh hi, Johnny. Oh really? Thank you... Are you serious?... Tonight I'm busy, I... Right now? Oh no, you really couldn't come up here. INT. JACKIE'S BEDROOM & BATH - DAY with Jackie's hair considerably shorter. George is sitting now as he works, his knee wedged between her legs, working very close. JACKIE Anyway, he offered me a silver cloud. At least he should give me a Ferrari and pay off my house and give me a nine carat ring or something... GEORGE (amused) Did Lester know about him? JACKIE There was nothing to know. Anyway... if I can't have love I have to at least have money. I have to have some pride I can do something. George has started to dry her hair. He stops. He picks up the scissors. Her hair is askew still so it's difficult to see what George has done. JACKIE (CONT'D) (staring at the scissors, a warning) George... GEORGE I just have to do one little thing. JACKIE If you screw me up for tonight, I'll kill you, I swear to God, I'll kill you. GEORGE I won't screw you up. EXT. SUNSET BOULEVARD - LESTER DRIVING - DAY his dark blue Rolls Royce. He's listening to the radio, keeps switching to pick up fresh news reports. He turns off Sunset and heads up Coldwater Canyon. INT. JACKIE'S BATH AND BEDROOM - JACKIE AND GEORGE - DAY JACKIE George... how about Felicia? GEORGE (expressionless) What? JACKIE Did you? GEORGE Did I what? JACKIE You know what I'm talking about. GEORGE Hey, I don't tell. JACKIE (teasing) Can I count on that? I just want to see Lester with me and that cunt in the same room tonight. GEORGE Yeah? JACKIE Well, did you or didn't you? George shuts the blower off. He picks up his comb for the final comb out. GEORGE Now, baby... if I told you about her... then you couldn't count on me not telling anymore... could you? JACKIE You did, didn't you? They're very close and Jackie's moving closer. She's intrigued, amused and at ease. George is trying to keep some distance. GEORGE Baby... JACKIE You did, I know you did. GEORGE One of my few virtues is discretion. JACKIE You just can't stand to miss one of them, can you? She's moving closer and closer, being deliberately provocative -- to seduce the information out of him. EXT. JACKIE'S STREET - DAY Lester pulls into it. He stops, reaches in the glove compartment and pulls out one of the little airline bottles of vodka. He pours it into a glass, drinks it. He notices George's bike in the driveway. Next to him on the seat is a prettily wrapped package. INT. JACKIE'S BEDROOM AND BATH - JACKIE AND GEORGE - DAY George sprays her. He turns her around in the chair to face the mirror so she can see herself for the first time. She should look really different, her hair significantly shorter, and modishly and beautifully cut to her face. Jackie's lips part. JACKIE (softly) George... GEORGE (staring at her) Yeah, baby... JACKIE You're a genius. Her hand automatically goes up to take his. He starts to pull it back. JACKIE (CONT'D) (grabbing it, thrilled) You're a genius, do you know that, you're a genius? She turns and throws her arms around George, kissing him. It's too much for George. He kisses her back. JACKIE (CONT'D) (trying to resist) Oh, no. George is obsessed. He wraps his arms around her and she responds, passionately. JACKIE (CONT'D) Oh, no. They are grappling, pushing and pulling with each other. George kicks away the stool by the mirror and tries to bend Jackie to the rug-covered bathroom floor. JACKIE (CONT'D) (genuine) No! Don't! Please! GEORGE (forcing her down) I don't want to... I swear... She throws her arms around him, kissing him and shoving him away. George is tearing at his trousers. They are on the floor now , rolling around, bouncing gently off the ceramic molding from the sunken tub. JACKIE It'll ruin everything. GEORGE I know... you don't know, I know. JACKIE Don't, don't, don't... They hit the sauna room door as they're rolling around and the door opens. Steam comes pouring over them, momentarily obscuring their struggles. George has trouble getting his pants down. At the last instant, Jackie gives them a helpful tug. JACKIE (CONT'D) (moans) Oh, no... Suddenly, the DOGS begin to BARK. There is the SOUND of the DOOR OPENING. Jackie sits up. JACKIE (CONT'D) It's Lester. She's frozen with fear. LESTER'S VOICE (muffled) Hey, doll... Jackie... honey... where are you? JACKIE Get up, get up, get up. George is already trying to pull on his trousers. Jackie is up and clutching her robe, unable to move. JACKIE (CONT'D) Oh God, oh God, oh God... do something, please God, do something. LESTER'S VOICE (nearer) Hey, baby, are you sleeping? GEORGE Sit down. JACKIE (frantic) What are you talking about? GEORGE (equally frantic, forcing her) Sit down! WITH LESTER He's moved into the bedroom, carrying the package obviously a gift for Jackie. He's been a little puzzled. His puzzlement is rapidly turning to suspicion. LESTER Jackie?... Jackie? Lester opens the door. He's hit with a blast of steam and the sight of George stripped to the waist, ostensibly working over Jackie who is loosely wrapped with a towel. George has a comb in one hand and now turns on the dryer, blowing it with a somewhat exaggerated gesture. JACKIE Shut the door, shut the door! LESTER Oh, I'm sorry. He shuts the door. Then he thinks better of it. He opens the door again and takes a step into the bathroom. George waves the comb at Lester a little impatiently. It's wet and sprinkles Lester. GEORGE Look, either come in or stay out! JACKIE Shut the door, Lester. What do you think this is, a picnic? LESTER (confused now) Sorry, honey, I... GEORGE That's okay, that's okay, just shut the door. Lester shuts the door, feeling a little chagrined, and relieved. He sits on the bed and puts the present beside him. In a moment George emerges. GEORGE (CONT'D) ... she's very upset... LESTER What about, tonight? GEORGE (seizing the opportunity) That, and... I'll be done in a minute. He goes back inside. IN THE BATHROOM GEORGE AND JACKIE just stare silently into mirror at each other. LESTER'S VOICE Jackie?... Hey, I brought you a little something, doll. AT THE DOOR - LESTER AND GEORGE George has his case of comb and scissors, etc., and is standing with Lester. He's anxious to go. LESTER You look like you've had quite a work-out. GEORGE It's nerve wracking sometimes... women can get you very upset. LESTER I know it, I know it. GEORGE ... this doing hair it's... LESTER I know it, son. But tonight's going to be even tougher. George just looks at him. Lester walks him to bike. LESTER (CONT'D) George, I know you have to deal with Felicia and you're caught in the middle, and if you can just bear with me tonight, well, I appreciate the way you've handled the situation. GEORGE Oh, hey... LESTER It's a difficult situation, and I want you to know I appreciate it. Tonight's going to be real tough for me -- GEORGE I don't know what to... LESTER Son, we'll do business, I can tell you that. George roars off on bike. JACKIE AND LESTER IN KITCHEN Jackie is cleaning up some dog food. Lester stands there for a minute. LESTER (CONT'D) I'd like a drink. JACKIE (looking up) Just a second, I've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house. LESTER You ought to get rid of those dogs. Jackie looks up and then controls herself. LESTER (CONT'D) They get hair all over the place. JACKIE They're Yorkies and they don't shed. Jackie goes into the living room and fixes Lester a drink. Lester follows. JACKIE (CONT'D) (giving him a drink) Here. LESTER Aren't you going to have one? JACKIE No. LESTER Why not? JACKIE Because I don't want one. Lester goes over to her to kiss her. LESTER C'mon, doll, it's five o'clock, have a drink. Jackie turns away and explodes. JACKIE I don't want one! First you tell me not to drink then you tell me to drink, which is it? I don't want a drink! Lester's now a little intimidated, but even more suspicious. LESTER I called to tell you I was on my way, but the line was busy, you're always on the phone. EXT. LESTER'S HOUSE IN BEL AIR - DAY George pulls into the circular driveway. COVERED by a few bars of The Mama's and The Papa's "California Dreamin." There's only one car. George gets off the bike and goes to the door. Nobody answers. He hears the SOUND of a BALL BANGING. He looks toward the tennis court. ON THE COURT - LORNA is banging away on the backboard. There's a basket of balls nearby. She hits with considerable skill and power until she misses the backboard and the ball lodges in the steel mesh surrounding the court. George is standing there. Lorna looks at him. LORNA You here to see my mother? GEORGE Yeah. LORNA She's out, but you're supposed to wait. LORNA WALKING TO GEORGE LORNA (CONT'D) Hungry? GEORGE A little. AT THE KITCHEN TABLE They're eating silently. Lorna has hauled all kinds of food out of the refrigerators. She watches George as he eats with some relish. She gets up and goes to the steel-doored refrigerators. LORNA (indicating refrigerators) This is the one thing I like about this house... want some lox? GEORGE No thanks. LORNA You're my mother's hairdresser? GEORGE (warily) I do her hair, yeah. LORNA Chopped liver? GEORGE No thanks. LORNA Are you gay?... baked apple?... they're cold but they're good. GEORGE No thanks. LORNA Did you hear me? GEORGE Yeah. LORNA Well, are you? Are you queer? GEORGE ... yeah. LORNA (laughing) C'mon, are you or aren't you? GEORGE (trying to avoid it) Gee, this is great. He slices a piece of cheesecake. Lorna sits down, in the chair nearest him now. LORNA C'mon, tell me. Don't be afraid. GEORGE Why do you wanna know so bad? LORNA See if you've been making it with my mother. GEORGE (looking at her for a minute, he changes his tone) What would my being a faggot have to do with that? Lorna shrugs. LORNA Nothing, I guess... have you ever made it with a guy? GEORGE Have you ever made it with a girl? LORNA I asked you first. GEORGE Yeah... I've made it with a girl... Lorna smiles. A pause. LORNA Well, are you? GEORGE Am I what? LORNA Making it with my mother? George wants to avoid this at all costs. He stares at Lorna intently. GEORGE I'd like to do your hair sometime. LORNA Why? GEORGE ... just, you could look very heavy... LORNA Don't make conversation with me. GEORGE What? LORNA You don't have to make conversation with me, I'm not my mother... do you have a thing about older women... that's sort of faggoty isn't it? George is weary and getting annoyed. GEORGE Yeah, it is. LORNA I never get my hair done. GEORGE No kidding. LORNA In fact, I don't think I've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life. GEORGE No shit. LORNA You think that's funny, don't you? GEORGE (laughing a little) Yeah. LORNA You live a phony cheap cop-out existence. GEORGE (determined to be light) Yeah... LORNA Beverly Hills hairdresser... what kind of a thing is that to do... you might as well be a faggot... think that's funny too? GEORGE No. LORNA Then what do you think? GEORGE That you're just like your mother. LORNA I am not like my mother! GEORGE You are. LORNA I am not! GEORGE You are. Lorna is furious. LORNA I am not! GEORGE (he starts to placate her) Look... (then defiantly) Do you wanna fuck me? LORNA (defiantly) Yeah. George stops eating. He's not prepared for this. GEORGE (uneasily) Right now? LORNA (a little more tentative now that the moment has arrived) Yeah. EXT. SOURCE RESTAURANT - JOHNNY POPE AND JILL - DAY A scraggly bearded WAITER with long stringy hair sets down two huge green salads before Jill and Johnny Pope. In so doing the Waiter drops a wooden menu he's been carrying. As he bends down to pick it up, he kneels beside Pope. Pope taps him on the shoulder. POPE (tapping him) Oh, scraves... WAITER Yes? The Waiter looks up, and moves. POPE Thank you. WAITER What for? POPE Taking your hair out of my salad. WAITER Oh, I'm sorry. Pope nods, Jill giggles. The Waiter goes off. Pope tosses out a few pieces of lettuce from the top of his salad. JILL Why don't you ask for another one? POPE Are you kidding? His hair's probably the most nutritious thing in here. See, you've reduced me to eating weeds. JILL ... my friend doesn't like it here either. POPE All right, forget this filth. Continue about your friend. JILL Well he's not exactly a friend. POPE Is he an enemy? JILL (laughing) Of course not... he's sort of a boyfriend. POPE -- sort of a boyfriend? JILL Sort of. POPE I see. You mean he just sort of fucks you. JILL Johnny! POPE My God, did I say that? I don't believe it. He looks under his chair to see if it was somebody else. POPE (CONT'D) I'm terribly sorry. JILL (amused) -- never mind. POPE What does he do? Is he an actor? JILL -- no. POPE Good for you. JILL He's a hairdresser. Pope drops his fork in the salad bowl. POPE -- oh, sure. A hairdresser. How... how do you a... meet a hairdresser? JILL Getting your hair done... (looks at him, abruptly) Would you like to go to a party? POPE Not with your hairdresser. EXT. LESTER'S HOUSE - FELICIA - DAY pulls into the driveway. She gets out of her car, spots George's bike. INT. THE KITCHEN She sees the food spread out. FELICIA moving through the house. She stops by Lorna's room. Lorna has a sliding door, which is closed. Felicia opens it. FELICIA Lorna? LORNA'S BEDROOM Lorna is sitting on her bed, in her tennis dress but with her tennis shoes off. She's straightening a string in her racket. She looks to her mother, expressionless. FELICIA (CONT'D) Have you seen George? LORNA He's in the bathroom. FELICIA Your bathroom? LORNA Yes. The toilet flushes. The sink runs, and George emerges. He's looking a little haggard. GEORGE Hi. FELICIA (coolly) Hello, George. They walk out to the lanai together and George picks up his case. There is considerable tension from Felicia as they walk into her bedroom. Felicia slides the bedroom door shut, an action which George unhappily notices. She turns to George. She looks very hostile. She's trembling. FELICIA (CONT'D) I've missed you. George is taken aback. He gropes for a moment. GEORGE I've... missed you too. Felicia comes to him. She comes to him and touches his arm. George suddenly flings his case across the room and pounds his fist into a high-backed chair, turning away from Felicia. She clearly misunderstands the action. FELICIA (touched) It's okay, honey... it's okay now. She moves to the door and quietly locks it. George winces. She comes back to him and kisses him gently. She kisses him again with more passion. George tries to respond. FELICIA (CONT'D) Comb my hair out later, honey. GEORGE No, that's okay, I'll do It now. FELICIA No, baby... I'm glad you're coming tonight. She gently tugs at him, leading him toward the bed. George is miserable. GEORGE (looking toward the door) But aren't you... FELICIA Right now, I just don't care. As they sink to the bed, Felicia switches on the HI-FI. The Tijuana Brass begin to play. GEORGE ON HIS BIKE - LATE AFTERNOON COVERED BY a few bars of Bob Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone". Riding home. He turns down his street and pulls into his driveway. He gets off his bike and only as he starts up his walk does he see Jill. She's been quietly waiting on his front porch, hidden in the shadows of the overhang. She doesn't look happy. George stops cold. GEORGE (?) Jill says nothing. GEORGE (CONT'D) Where's your car? JILL A friend dropped me off. GEORGE Who? JILL Never mind. Where've you been? GEORGE A business meeting, I told you that. They go inside. The living room is messy. George looks around in disgust. JILL What business meeting? GEORGE Look at the way I live. JILL I've been trying to reach you all afternoon. You weren't in the shop. What is this thing tonight? GEORGE What do you mean, what is it? It's some political bullshit. JILL I have to have Jackie ask me? Don't you think you could call me and let me know? Look at my hair. GEORGE Wait a minute, God-damn-it. Do you think I want to go to some God damned party? I'm trying to get that God damned shop open. I'm trying to get a little bread together. That's all I'm doing. George's outburst has shocked Jill. George maniacally begins straightening the mess. GEORGE (CONT'D) I just wanna live like everybody else, that's all. I want clothes in the closet, and food in the refrigerator, and I don't want shit all over the house and running my ass all over town... I want my own house... I want an appointment book... I want to get up in the morning and go to bed at night... I want a normal life like everybody else, that's all. He collapses into a chair. She comes over to him and knee beside him. JILL I know, honey. GEORGE Maybe I should get a dog... no, it would just shit all over the house and I'd never clean it up. JILL (laughing a little, touching him) Oh, honey. If we had one place, we could have a nicer place and I could take care of it. We're almost never here. REAR VIEW MIRROR - NIGHT A signal red Porsche cabriolet pulls up into mirror. The top is down. Under the brightly lit streetlights Jill's blonde hair and features are VISIBLE. WITH GEORGE AND JACKIE in her Mercedes. George still looking through the rear view mirror. Jackie's a knockout. JACKIE (looking at George looking in mirror) -- you'll be the prettiest thing in the room -- light's green... GEORGE (he takes off) -- oh yeah... what do you know about this guy? JACKIE -- what guy? GEORGE (gesturing toward rear window) -- this guy with Jill. JACKIE He's a director. OUTSIDE OF BISTRO - GEORGE AND JOHNNY POPE - NIGHT pull up, Pope right behind George. Parking ATTENDANTS leap for the doors. A few photographers of the movie freak variety ask each other who these arrivals are. One assures several others that they're nobody. GEORGE (to Attendant) Do I need a ticket for this? ATTENDANT We'll remember you. POPE as they move to take his Porsche. POPE (CONT'D) (shaking his head) I'll park it. Pope drives his own car onto the lot. WITH JILL, GEORGE AND JACKIE waiting for Pope who is now ambling toward them. GEORGE (to Jill) What does he direct besides traffic? JILL Ha, ha. GEORGE Television or movies? JILL Commercials. JACKIE (quietly, to George) Feel better? Let's go. Pope has joined them. INT. BISTRO FOYER They clear it to see the long elegant bar, bathed in soft light, filled with elegant customers. George looks and sees someone. A fortyish WOMAN, attractive. GEORGE (to Jackie) Jesus Christ, there's Norma Stern. Look at her hair. JACKIE What about it? GEORGE Looks like somebody took a dump in it, that's the worst color job I've -- Norma comes over, hugs George. NORMA George -- GEORGE (pointing to her hair) Baby, you've been chippying on me -- NORMA Yes, isn't it awful -- GEORGE (smiling) -- yes. Jackie tugs him by the arm. JACKIE We're upstairs, George. Now come on. Behave yourself, and for Christ's sake, do me a favor. Don't let me drink too much. GEORGE (going upstairs) You don't do that anymore, do you? BISTRO STAIRS Jackie doesn't answer. They've reached the top of the stairs. They're hit by the full force of the upstairs gathering -- black tie, posters of Nixon, Agnew, Reagan, and Murphy, vaguely familiar faces crossing back and forth, clustering, watching early returns on television sets that are blaring from various points around the room. An ORCHESTRA PLAYS Meyer Davis Society Jazz. Jackie and George hesitate. Pope and Jill are behind them. Pope jostles George as he stops, abruptly. George looks around. Pope smiles. He's holding Jill's hand. George notices. Jill disengages her hand casually, as though it were necessary only for the walk up the stairs. Jackie nudges George, forcing him to move into the room with her as Lester comes toward them. He's stopped on his way over. WAITER Can I get you folks something? JILL A stinger, please. POPE A tomato juice. GEORGE I'll take a -- some white wine. WAITER And you, madam? JACKIE (searching the room) Oh I'll uhh -- just a coke. The Waiter moves on and they wait for their drinks. Lester finally makes to them. LESTER George, glad you could make it, son. Hi, doll. JACKIE Lester, this is my friend Jill and this is Johnny Pope. LESTER Glad to meet you, Jill, Mr. Pope. INT. BISTRO UPSTAIRS George turns to get his drink from the Waiter as do Jill and Pope. Lester takes Jackie's arm. LESTER Who are they? JACKIE (quickly) Jill Haynes, Jill Haynes, I've told you about Jill a hundred times, Lester, you never remember anything I say. LESTER Does she know about us? JACKIE Jesus, she's my best friend. LESTER Who's the guy, George's boyfriend? JACKIE I don't know. Why don't you ask him? LESTER C'mon, Jackie, I'm only trying -- George -- He draws George aside. LESTER (CONT'D) -- do me a favor, kind of keep your eye on Jackie, she's a little high strung tonight -- GEORGE -- yeah? LESTER See she doesn't drink too much. Jackie has heard this last. Lester turns to her. LESTER (CONT'D) See you later, doll. Jackie puts down her coke, picks up a glass of white wine from a passing tray and downs it in one gulp, putting it on another tray and picking up another glass of white wine. FELICIA with cleavage carefully prominent in a strapless gown, spots George. She excuses herself from the couple she has been talking with and goes straight to the powder room. INT. POWDER ROOM - FELICIA checks herself out in the mirror, glossing her lips with a pale tint of something or other. She gives a final anxious look, then hurries out, nearly bumping into a lady coming In. OUTSIDE she moves through the crowd up behind George, turning him around. FELICIA George, darling. She kisses him full on the lips, lingering on it. GEORGE (without batting an eye) Hey, baby, what's happening. Oh this is Jackie. Jackie, say hello to Felicia. It is only now that Felicia sees one of George's arms has been holding onto Jackie. JACKIE (also without batting an eye) Hello, Felicia. FELICIA (instantly suspicious of George) ... hello. Felicia looks from George to Jackie and back again. FELICIA (CONT'D) I'm so glad you could make it. I've been looking forward to seeing you. LESTER pours his drink on the cuff of a distinguished MAN sitting beneath him at a table as he sees George and Felicia and Jackie clustered together. WITH LESTER AND MAN MAN Lester, what the fuck do you think you're doing? LESTER Jesus, Nate, I'm sorry. Lester fumbles, tries to clean Nate off with a napkin. NATE Never mind, I'll do it myself. He dips the napkin into a glass of ice water and proceeds to clean off his cuff. Nate goes back to the TV monitor where Agnew is making some remarks or commentators are repeating his comment about being a household word. LESTER So far so good. NATE Aw there's nothing to worry about. LESTER You never know. FELICIA WITH GEORGE FELICIA Why didn't you come alone? Lester invited you. Did you have to bring her? GEORGE (looking toward Lester) Well she... FELICIA She what? GEORGE She's a friend of Jill's. FELICIA And who's Jill? She spots Jill. GEORGE Well, she's a friend of Johnny Pope's -- you know, the director. She looks at Pope who is saying something to Jill which is making her laugh. FELICIA Oh. GEORGE is threading his way through a crowd, holding two drinks, one of them a coca-cola. It's a little more raucous now, with election returns from the television sets creating a more festive mood. Now and then someone jumps up from a set and hugs someone so carrying drinks is a little dodgy. JACKIE, F.G. - LESTER, B.G., TALKING Jackie sits alone by the bar, an unlit cigarette in her mouth. A man offers her a match. She stares at the burning match as if it's obscene. She blows it out. JACKIE No thanks. The man looks a little shocked, moves on. GEORGE has his arm held. It's KENNETH, a red-haired decorator. KENNETH Excuse me, I know I know you, but I can't think where. GEORGE Look, I'd like to help but -- Felicia grabs George's other arm pulling him away from Kenneth. Kenneth looks a little shocked at the ferocity of Felicia's move. FELICIA There you are. She tugs him with her. GEORGE Wait a minute -- She takes him right into the ladies room, George still juggling the drinks. JOHNNY POPE watches Felicia and George disappear into the ladies room, looking over Jill's shoulder. Jill has not seen it. POPE This other couple that we're here with, do you know them very well? JILL Well... sure... POPE Then maybe you can tell me why George would be going into the ladies room. Jill looks around and stares at the door. JILL George? Was he alone? POPE I don't think so. JILL Well did he go in there with Jackie? Pope points over to Jackie sitting at the bar drinking now. JILL (CONT'D) That bastard. POPE George is a hairdresser, isn't he? Jill doesn't answer. INT. BATHROOM - FELICIA AND GEORGE GEORGE (desperate) Baby, you gotta let me out of here. Felicia kisses him. FELICIA Sweetheart, it's a bore out there... let's lock the door. GEORGE Holy Christ. You want to get us killed? FELICIA Don't be silly. I'll just tell Lester we were smoking a couple of joints. See? She pulls two joints out of her beaded bag. LESTER only a few seats from Jackie, Jackie staring daggers at him, Lester aware of it. He's talking to a pair of lacquered eminence grises. LESTER -- fellas, fellas, just listen, you both have tidelands, you both want Uncle Sam to come through with offshore drilling permits -- so do it together -- JACKIE has taken an olive from an olive tray and hit Lester on the back of the head. He's finished this little dissertation. He sees the source of the missile. He grows pale, frozen. Sixty-four year old bejeweled WOMAN in b.g. WOMAN So, little red riding hood says 'my what big teeth you have and the wolf says all the better to eat you with, my dear, and she says -- eat, eat, eat, doesn't anybody ever fuck any more?' Jackie has now picked up a carrot from a relish tray. George appears. GEORGE Don't do it. JACKIE That son of a bitch, everything he says is a phony piece of shit, what does he think, I'm some cigar butt he's got between his teeth -- GEORGE (almost picking her up) C'mon, cunt, you're going for a walk. He takes her into the next room and Lester watches the move with a mixture of relief and concern. INT. OTHER BAR Jackie is now near tears. JACKIE He just completely ignores me. He could have at least said something, introduced me or something. INT. SMALL BAR GEORGE Sweetheart, you're drunk. She leans on George. JACKIE Oh God, what do I want, George? Lester comes hurrying in, sweating, now. LESTER Hi, doll, what's wrong? JACKIE You know what's wrong. Felicia trips coming into the small bar. FELICIA Lester -- Lester straightens up like he's been shot. LESTER Oh, Felicia, there you are, you know George and uh -- uh -- He's genuinely forgotten her name. JACKIE Jackie Shawn. LESTER Yes, Jackie Shawn, my wi -- Felicia. FELICIA We've met. JACKIE Yes. GEORGE Well anyway... LESTER (to Felicia) Your hair looks -- well fabulous. FELICIA That's George. INT. SMALL BAR LESTER It's just -- fabulous. (to George, an attempt at levity) Think you could do anything for me? GEORGE (he takes it seriously) Well -- I could try. Do you wash your hair every day? LESTER Isn't that bad for it? GEORGE No it keeps the skin peeling. You've got to keep the follicles open. You lose hair and the skin grows over the follicle and that's how you lose it. George actually touches Lester's hair, professional interest growing. GEORGE (CONT'D) This really ought to be layered... LESTER Layered? GEORGE Well yeah, otherwise it just sort, you know, lies there -- layer so it kind of fluffs out -- He starts to fluff Lester's hair a little when Johnny Pope walks in with Jill to this. Pope stares at them. POPE I think they're waiting for somebody to start dinner. LESTER Have they sat down? POPE Everybody but us. FELICIA They're waiting for you, Lester. INT. BISTRO DINNER TABLE Dinner is pretty much finished, waiters have begun picking up plates. IZZY SOKOLOFF (to Jill) I guess it's almost impossible to get work in the business these days. Pope watches Sokoloff make his move. JILL Well, commercials. I read for a soap the other day. IZZY A soap? JILL A daytime soap opera. IZZY And? JILL I was too old. IZZY What was it, somebody's daughter? JILL Somebody's mother. JACKIE'S PLATE is untouched. She holds up her wine glass. JACKIE Waiter! George looks at her. JACKIE (CONT'D) One word out of you and I'll gargle with it. The waiter pours the wine. George looks to Jill, shrugs. Jill mouthes, 'try and stop her.' George mouthes back, 'are you kidding?' INT. BISTRO SID ROTH has been eyeing Jackie. SID ROTH Aren't you hungry, Miss Shawn? Jackie looks at Roth. Roth shoots his cuffs and smiles. JACKIE Not for rubber chicken, no. Sid Roth smiles. Jackie smiles back. SID ROTH (intime) Well maybe I can get you something. JACKIE That's very sweet of you, Mr. Roth. SID ROTH Sid. JACKIE Sid. You must be a very important executive. SID ROTH (almost a whisper) Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like. JACKIE You do? SID ROTH Yes. JACKIE (same tone as Sid's) -- well, more than anything else -- (indicating George) -- I'd like to suck his cock. She points to George. George chokes on the last of a piece of chicken. Sid Roth is stunned. He doesn't know what to do. George is coughing badly. Jackie slaps his back. HEAD TABLE - FELICIA AND LESTER Felicia is listening to Lester. The Agnew and Nixon posters are directly behind them. LESTER (to East) -- Senator, you should've seen those little kids! About forty of 'em, all blind. We put out these mattresses on the front lawn and they came running out of the house, tripping and falling all over the place, having a hell of a good time. I mean they were blind of course. But it really gave you a feeling of accomplishment. I tell you I never had such a good time. Felicia during the above has looked up to see Jackie fawning over George. She can't believe her eyes. FELICIA Lester -- SENATOR -- let me understand this was exclusively a home for blind children -- FELICIA Lester -- LESTER -- yes, Senator -- just a minute, dear -- FELICIA Lester, don't you think that uhh -- Now Lester spots it. He's very confused. FELICIA (CONT'D) That girl's making an awful spectacle of herself. LESTER (angry himself) What do you expect me to do about it? FELICIA I just thought you'd like to know -- LESTER Why would I like to know if there's nothing I can do about it, goddammit -- OTHER VOICE Quiet! Cranston's on. They quiet down. JACKIE AND GEORGE Jackie's now moving around kissing George on the mouth. Jill is watching. Johnny Pope is fascinated. JILL -- Jackie really shouldn't drink -- POPE -- oh I don't know -- JACKIE (arm around George's shoulders tonguing his ear) -- Just get me out of here, baby. I can't stand it. It's killing me. GEORGE (indicating head table) -- we can't now. JACKIE -- why not? C'mon, take me out of here, somewhere I don't have to lie to anybody and I'll fuck your brains out, you little fiend, I adore you -- FELICIA is watching Jackie and George with ever greater intensity, her mouth growing more and more agape. JACKIE AND GEORGE JACKIE (CONT'D) (plaintive) -- don't you want to -- GEORGE Jackie, can we -- JACKIE (a little louder) Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? C'mon -- George looks around sweating now. GEORGE (very quietly) -- you are. JACKIE Fuckin' A -- With that she slips right under the table. It's a surprisingly fluid move. FELICIA almost simultaneously rises, knocking her chair back. LESTER sees both moves and interrupts the Senator. LESTER (CONT'D) Senator, excuse me a moment -- He turns to Felicia and then looks over toward Jackie's empty chair and literally doesn't know which way to go first. He's a little like the bear in the penny arcade that is shot and keeps turning one way, then another. Finally he heads toward Jackie's vacant chair and George. GEORGE his chin to the tablecloth is fishing under it for Jackie. GEORGE (CONT'D) Now, Jackie -- JILL (trying for aplomb) -- she's a very compulsive girl. POPE I can see that. Lester rushes up. LESTER (a desperate smile) Hello, George. Your friend feeling a little under the weather? Jackie surfaces through the tablecloth. JACKIE (to Lester) -- you phony asshole -- LESTER (as if he didn't hear it) Oh, dear that's too bad. (with quiet desperation, to George) -- get her out of here, get her out of here. A cheer goes up as some late returns come in. Dirksen is talking about a new mandate for law and order and peace with honor. LESTER (CONT'D) (to Sid) What was that? SID ROTH Illinois. LESTER (doesn't know what he's saying) -- oh, good. INT. BISTRO Lester glances back toward Felicia who is watching him. GEORGE Jackie, c'mon -- George moves to Jill. GEORGE (CONT'D) I've got to get her out of here. JILL -- go ahead. GEORGE -- well aren't you -- JILL -- what? (indicating Pope) -- I'll see you later... GEORGE (not liking it too much) -- okay -- (pointed) -- I'll see you later. Your house. He moves away with Jackie. Lester turns back toward the main table. INT. 230SL - JACKIE AND GEORGE - NIGHT driving down Sunset Boulevard. There is a long moment of silence. The RADIO'S PLAYING the Eve of Destruction. George gives Jackie a couple of sidelong glances. JACKIE (finally) -- gee... GEORGE -- what? JACKIE (she sits up, lights a cigarette) I don't know what gets into me. GEORGE You were great. JACKIE No, I blew it, I blew it with Lester. GEORGE No you didn't. JACKIE You don't think so? I do. GEORGE You were great. JACKIE You always say that... I really care for Lester, don't I? George laughs. GEORGE That sounds like me. JACKIE I am you, you little bastard. She starts to scrunch over and kiss him, then stops. JACKIE(CONT'D) Where do you want to go? GEORGE Sammy's? JACKIE He still having parties? GEORGE He never stopped. INT. BISTRO - FELICIA IS SITTING WITH LESTER fuming. A woman, ROSALIND, is painstakingly and painfully introducing the Senator. ROSALIND ... and so... to have this man... here... among us... who has helped... as has everyone here to bring so many people together... of all races, creeds, and colors... FELICIA AND LESTER Rosalind droning on, b.g. She finally introduces Senator East. INT. BISTRO - FELICIA AND LESTER FELICIA Lester. LESTER Yes, sweetheart, shh. He pats her hand. She gives him a look that could kill. FELICIA -- I hope you like Miss Shawn -- LESTER -- what, who? Oh she's very nice, yes -- I mean normally --- FELICIA -- cause she's going to be very, very expensive. LESTER Can't we go into this later, sweetheart? ROSALIND'S VOICE Ladies and gentlemen, to Senator Joe East. Glasses are raised, a little dissonant hurrah. FELICIA We cannot go into this later. LESTER That's okay too. FELICIA You make me sick. Just be straight for once in your life. There are now O.S. calls for East to do his Indian chant. QUICK CUT TO: EAST SENATOR -- this tells of the ancient grandmother who, upon seeing the garden gate of her childhood, stops a moment and says, hello garden gate, hello garden gate, garden gate, hello. INT. BISTRO - LESTER AND FELICIA LESTER (finally exasperated) -- look, Felicia, this party involves more than you and me, you know. These people are concerned about more than each other, you know. FELICIA -- is that right? LESTER -- yes, we're all trying to do something to make this a better country to live in, believe it or not. THE SENATOR has begun his weird chant, beating out accompaniment on a cigar box and a pewter vase. FELICIA (glancing up) -- is that what this is all about? LESTER Yes and you don't have to be sarcastic about it, that's a beautiful thing he's doing -- some people do more than go to the beauty parlor and shop at Saks -- FELICIA Lester, you're a miserable man. You're not helping anybody. You're just twisting arms to raise money for a lot of silly son of a bitches that are out for themselves -- this is just business, don't kid yourself. And you know the worst thing about it, even if it does somebody some good somewhere which I can't possibly imagine, you'll never know the difference. You're just sweating and kidding yourself - and you're kidding yourself if you think your new business partner is going to keep his hands off that girl -- or that she'll keep her hands off him. LESTER (he turns like a shot) What are you talking about? INT. BISTRO - LESTER AND FELICIA FELICIA (she laughs) -- think what you have time to think, Lester. Lester grabs her. LESTER What are you talking about, Felicia? Suddenly there's a rumble in the room and East has stopped chanting. Several men have stepped to the center of the room. One of them in a slate suit raising both hands. DET. YOUNGER Excuse me, Senator. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have to evacuate this room as quietly and quickly as possible. There's nothing to worry about. We'd like you to exit through the door here on my left... down the steps into the street, please! There are whisperings and rumblings of 'a bomb' and rejoinders to the effect that it's a hoax. Nevertheless the exodus begins and grows to bedlam. Waiters who had been fawning over jeweled ladies are now unceremoniously pushing them down the stairs, even going over them to make the entrance. OUTSIDE the emergency doesn't keep autograph hounds from inhibiting the exit as they try to hold up celebrities in the crowd that flows onto the street. Jill and Johnny Pope are caught up in the swirl of the crowd. Pope temporarily loses Jill. He looks around. Jill taps him on the shoulder. JILL -- here I am. Now what? Pope turns. POPE Well -- as I see it we've got two choices. We can hang around here and wait for the bomb to go off, or we can go to my party. JILL Let's do that. Lester is with some security people, trying to find out what they're doing. B.G. are several police cars, a fire truck, and the fire truck ambulance. Lights are flashing. LESTER -- have they located it? Somebody shrugs. A CAR HONKS. Lester is pulled to the side. LESTER (CONT'D) (looking toward driver) -- oh, sorry. Then he sees it's Felicia. She gives him the finger, and lays rubber nearly sideswiping him. ONE OF THE SECURITY MEN What was that all about? Somebody else says 'who was that?' Lester shrugs. INT. SAMMY'S HOUSE - GEORGE AND JACKIE are dancing to a tape of 'Good Vibrations.' George's coat is off, his tie loose. They are near the entryway and sitting on a large staircase b.g. a young girl can be SEEN breast feeding her baby. George and Jackie are obviously enjoying themselves. The tape ends. George's silk shirt is clinging down the center of his back. He moves with Jackie, where she picks up a coke at the bar. A black in a caftan with a huge Afro offers Jackie a joint. She takes a drags, she and George move outside the living room. As they walk she hands the joint to George who hands the joint to a couple of girls lying on a low couch by the door -- all without really losing stride. OUTSIDE SAMMY'S - NIGHT There's a long rolling lawn. The lights are soft coming from the living room, the MUSIC more muted. Jackie, nevertheless, is breathing rather heavily from the dancing. George is looking at her intently, too intently for her not to notice. She appears not to notice. GEORGE What are you looking at? JACKIE The lawn -- it looks like it goes on forever, doesn't it? She turns back to George. GEORGE -- yeah. JACKIE -- look, you don't have to entertain me... GEORGE (a slight laugh) Am I entertaining you? JACKIE We're friends. GEORGE -- sure. JACKIE -- well, if you feel like playing, go play... Jackie looks past George into the living room. JACKIE (CONT'D) -- there's a lot of players in there -- The TWINS come up behind George, and Jackie, grabbing George. The move should be a little startling almost as if it were an attack. TWIN ONE George! TWIN TWO George! They grab George and spin him around, temporarily pushing Jackie OUT OF SHOT. GEORGE (pleasantly) Hey, what's happening. TWIN ONE We're going to the jacuzzi. TWIN TWO Right now. TWIN ONE (tugging) C'mon with us -- GEORGE In the jacuzzi? TWIN TWO Sure, why not? TWIN ONE Come on, George -- GEORGE No, later, maybe -- go ahead, I'll catch up with you -- (they head off) I've got -- He turns back to Jackie to finish what he was going to say, and she's not there. Only a wisp of her cigarette smoke hangs in the air, and then it disappears. George looks surprised and disappointed. INT. KITCHEN Several tall stringy types are eating out of the refrigerator, with a couple of dogs eagerly watching, others are eating hash cakes off the formica counter. RED DOG sits in a corner, sipping wine out of a measuring cup. He smiles and looks up to Jackie, who has her arm on his shoulder. Strobe lights from an adjacent room can be SEEN PERIODICALLY. RED DOG Where the fuck you been, Jackie? London? JACKIE -- no. RED DOG Real good to see you, man. INT. KITCHEN - JACKIE AND RED DOG JACKIE So what's been going on, Red Dog? RED DOG Hey, it's the same old shit, ain't it? No matter where you go, it's the same old shit. Nothing ever changes, nothing, man, nothing. (with sudden intensity) Hey -- you ever been to Cuuliacaan? George, a little hastily moves through the kitchen, spotting Jackie. He's nearly upended by a couple, tall man and woman at the refrigerator. They grab him and kiss him, and he shakes through them moving to Jackie. GEORGE -- where'd you go? JACKIE -- oh I thought you were -- GEORGE -- what? JACKIE Nothing. RED DOG Hey, man, what's happening? GEORGE Nothing. RED DOG That's right, man! And he laughs. George silently takes Jackie's hand and they move through the kitchen and out of doors toward the grounds in the rear of the house. EXT. BISTRO PARKING LOT - JOHNNY POPE The crowd has thinned out to a trickle, but Pope's red Porsche is hemmed in by the fire trucks and a couple of other cars. Pope is vainly trying to talk to firemen and policemen to move their trucks and they keep referring him to someone else. JILL AND LESTER Lester stands, swaying a little unsteadily in the lot. The Deputy secret service man seen twice earlier, comes on up to Lester. DEPUTY -- we can't find a thing, Mr. Karpf. LESTER (turns to him) Can't find what? DEPUTY No bomb. LESTER -- oh -- well that's good, isn't it? DEPUTY (he's serious) It's good if there's no bomb. If there is a bomb and we can't find it, that's not good. EXT. BISTRO PARKING LOT Lester thinks this over. LESTER No of course not. POPE (coming up to Jill) -- we're going to be here all night. JILL -- why? POPE -- these bastards have me hemmed in. LESTER (to Jill) -- what's the problem, honey? JILL -- his car. They have it blocked. LESTER Oh that's no problem. (to Deputy) -- take care of this boy's problem, will you, Gene? DEPUTY -- sure. Pope and Deputy go off together. LESTER -- listen, I wonder if you kids could give me a ride? I'm kind of stranded here. JILL Sure thing, Mr. Karpf. C'mon. They walk toward Pope's car. The trucks are being driven off. LESTER Everything okay, son? POPE Terrific. Now all I have to do is find my car keys. He heads back into the Bistro. Lester and Jill stand outside the Porsche. JILL -- I'll get in the back -- LESTER -- oh no, honey, I'll do that... JILL -- there's not much room -- LESTER That's fine -- Lester opens the car door and pulls back the seat. He has a hell of a time squirming into the back, but tries to be lighthearted about it. Jill gets into the front. INT. PORSCHE The door on the driver's side is still open and Lester's feet are poked out it. His head is pushing on the canvas top. LESTER See, nothin' to it. Jill turns and smiles, but it's a mistake since Lester's upper body is almost leaning on her as it is. Lester puts his hand behind Jill's head, forcing her to hold the position, almost nose to nose with Lester. LESTER (CONT'D) What did you say your name was, sweetheart? JILL Jill. LESTER (not moving his head) Jill. Jill can't really move her head back and Lester is obviously captivated by Jill's face. JILL (trying to be casual) -- yes, Jill. LESTER (still holding her) Gee... that's wonderful, Jill. JILL (very uncomfortable) Thank you. LESTER (fondling her head, moving her closer) -- just wonderful. POPE is heading back to his car. He stops when he sees Lester's feet hanging out the door. POPE (CONT'D) (another irritant) Oh, no shit. Pope gets into the car. POPE (CONT'D) Hi, what are we doing? Lester falls back and hits the isinglass rear window. Pope notices. JILL Oh, Johnny, Mr. Karpf needed a ride home and I said we'd take him. Do you mind? POPE (furious) Of course not. LESTER Call me Les. POPE Where to, Les? LESTER Oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink? Jill and Johnny Pope exchange glances. Jill shrugs to say, gee I'm sorry. Pope nods. POPE Well we'd love to, but we're going to another party. LESTER Well... that's wonderful -- I'll stop by there for a drink. Pope is furious. He starts the car, backs it up quickly, jostling Lester around as he goes. Lester chuckles. EXT. FREEFORM SWIMMING POOL - JACKIE AND GEORGE - NIGHT lie side by side on deck chairs at the end of the pool. The house and upper grounds are obscured by neat rows of hedges and all sorts of random shrubbery. Jackie and George watch the Twins splash and flounce around in the jacuzzi with a couple of androgenous men. The Twins stand up in the jacuzzi, arm in arm and half move, half throw themselves to another end of the jacuzzi. Jackie smiles. She stretches, yawns. JACKIE (lazily) -- very nice, very nice. GEORGE (yes) -- mmm -- A pause. She glances at George scarcely moving her head. JACKIE -- but you never were much of a tit man -- GEORGE Mmmm -- JACKIE -- ass and legs -- GEORGE Look who's talking. JACKIE Me? GEORGE -- yes, you -- JACKIE Well of course. Who loves a big fanny on a man? GEORGE Not me, pal. Jackie laughs. The Twins have gotten onto some sort of splashing contest with the boys. Water hits George and Jackie. They're hit again. They shrug, George rises, takes Jackie's hand. They walk on around the pool, beside and along a maze of hedgerows. EXT. SAMMY'S - THROUGH PORSCHE WINDOW as the slow moving car catches the rolling lawn seen earlier and the neat hedgerows which wind around the property. LESTER Whose place is this? INT. SAMMY'S FOYER by the open staircase. Pope is greeting Sammy. Introducing Jill. Sammy's a tall, Jesus figure with an Indian shirt that goes to the knees on his levi's. SAMMY Sure I know Jill. Lester is staring in some wonder at the girl who is still sitting on the staircase, nursing her baby. She looks up, smiles at Lester, who manages a nod back, doesn't take his eyes off the sight. POPE (noticing) -- the bar's in there, Les. LES (embarrassed) -- oh, fine. He strolls off toward the bar which is half visible through the open foyer. AT THE BAR where Jill and George were earlier. Lester's ordered a drink. The huge black in the Afro offers him a toke. Le